OH, HIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
I’m Gabrielle. I’m now 29 and I’m an actual content writer (I know, right!!!), so saying I’m ‘having a go’ at putting my thoughts into this sorta ‘blog’ is a little outdated. But the sentiment still runs true.



I write about a lot of stuff. You’ll laugh at some of it, cry at some of it, roll your eyes at some of it, and probably relate to some of it.
I’ll leave that for you to decide – and whilst you do, here’s a touch about me.
Things I LOVE
I’m happiest skiing on bluebird days, watching rugby with a pint (or five), and being the Auntie that sprinkles a touch of silliness on everything and anything.

I like to get my Delia on in the kitchen and I make a mean sticky Asian chicken (ask my brother). I put black pepper on everything and I used to drink a lot of coffee, until I had my last sip in 2025. I got a lot of headaches but I survived. Hot dang do I miss it.
I drink a lot of gin, too – the original, dry kind, not that sweet nonsense. My slippers are my favourite thing to wear on my feet – they’re always cold and I love to feel snug.

There are lots of variations to my name – Gabs, Gabby, Gabsta – but I really dislike when people shorten my name before they’ve met me. We’re all allowed a gripe, right?

I like to talk. I love to dance. I don’t enjoy having my photo taken. So I pull daft faces, which my friends find reaaaally annoying. But better to look ugly on purpose, eh?
Probs most importantly, I’m a true believer that the glass is half full – meaning there is obviously room for more wine.
What’s next?
So, here we are. What’s brought you here? What’s here going to bring me? Time will tell, I guess. And if you’ve got any thoughts on my thoughts, my ears are open wiiiiide. Especially if you think they’re about you…
